solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
When you're playing hide and seek and can't find...
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
yesicanbelieveit: so-so-lovely: HARRY POTTER...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
sojetlife: tinychatter: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
calalilies: my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no need to be a calcuhater
remember how our parents used to tell us not to...
laughingstation: laugh-addict: More FUNNY POST here!
when you change your answer in a test only to find...
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
laugh-addict: Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“ Patient:
The moment when you see your photo on your I.D....
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
torturegardens: Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.
zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
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drarna: how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them share an emotional hug during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
let-go-for-the-better: twerk-it-larry: whatiwishicould: the-insane-otaku: scottcstrait: Wait… there are people over 10 who don’t have stuffed animals in their room??? My mom has stuffed animals in her room… I still sleep with mine every night… I can’t go to sleep without my teddy and I’m 17 I can’t sleep without my bear.. Sixteen and proud
echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake